Good letter to the editor on this issue today. Only thing wrong with the letter, is that he accused the "right wing" republicans as being against the first amendment.
Not this right wing republican. I do believe in the US Constitution.
The ironic thing about the Mami Chulas debate is that the original Mami Chulas that was located on Meadow Ave., across from the church, is now closed. And the other drive thru on Zapata Hwy, near Loop 20, that had the girls wearing pasties, is also closed.
The person who wrote the letter to the editor simplifies, and dismisses the problem to quickly.
He wrote that the fight against the drive-thrus is comparable to the Salem witch trials. He questions why people don't complain about female beach attire. And he suggests that if someone doesn't like what Mami Chulas has to offer, then just look away.
Hey, if we can get the local drive-thru attendants to move to the beach, I would applaud that. And here I'm talking about the ones wearing lingerie to sell beer. Not all beer run clerks dress skimpily.
I myself want to have better neighborhoods for the public. I don't want El Chacon being defined by thong-wearing, dancing girls slowing traffic. Older neighborhoods need better investment ideas. Ideas that will bring people in to stay, and not just to drive by and ogle.
Quite exquisite commentary..... I guess thats why you left Laredo, and now your an EX-LAREDO. joto tu tambien...so, there, so that you can understand your tex-mex...
LEAVE X-LAREDO ALONE....PLEASE leave x-laedo alone now, i mean it anyone that has a problem with x-laredo, you deal with me, because x-laredo is not well right now!! LEAVE HIM ALONE !!!!! lloron.....
x-laredo, here's the deal, apologize for your "bola de pendejos" comment, and i'll leave you alone...if you don't you'll suffer more ridicule from us. your choice.....
Nambre shaddup. Jew wan me to say soree is cus jew are biolating my sybill rice. BRING IT.!.. Oh and what is this "we" crap? You pregnant or do you have a mouse in your pocket? Es primo o que buey? ALL DAY LONG.!..
WHAT !! what the hell is that bull x-laredo. we went to goole translate, ebonian, no luck. finally at pendejotalkDOTcom, found translation to WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE SAYING ! we dont think you are a worthy target for ridicule. so long joto
ok, ok, you just would not leave it alone...so x-laredo here it comes... We'll address your constant use of homosexual refrences later,but first, we suspect your name is tito. so using the internet, extranet, and outernet, we were able to go back in time when you were a kid about to eat breakfast with your mom. tito: ma, ma, ma, mami, mami, mami,ama, ama, ama mother: que chingaos quieres..!1 tito: look ma, my alphabet cereal says "oooooooooo" !! mother: no es alhabet cereal, son cherrios. food stamps no cubre alphabet cereal. ahhy que hijo tito
knock knock knock.. (sound of squeeking noise while opening door) yes? can i help you? are you the psychoanalyst? yes, how can i help you? we have a patient, x-laredo, we would like for you to treat. what is his problem? well,, illusions of gradure, homosexual tendencies, and with his limited vocabulary,mayby 100 words, he has problems communicating. ahh, i see..well, come in tommorrow at 1:00, and ill see what i can do. ok, thank you, we'll bring him in tommorrow. and he has medicaid ! (stay tuned for tommorrow at 1:00)
Wow!!! When I post I do under my moniker and only mine. I make no claim to starting the "joto" thing. Bipolar anonymous owns that one. I flung "pendejo" out there and the "joto"guys got ass-hurt thinking they are the only PdM's out there that are at liberty to post disparaging remarks. Like typical barrios trash the now paranoid anonymous' have banded together to take on the dreaded X-Laredo Onda. Ok I'll play.!..
The problem with these s#*!birds is none of them could count there balls with both hands and get the same number twice.,,,,,,,, provided they actually have any.!.. My name is not Tito... Tito is the syphiletic son of a sumbido gangbang that is currently porking your MOTHER and is probably responsible for your pathetic existance.
Do the world a favor foodstamp and go smoke a "nine".!.. Everybody wins.!.. I will say I was somewhat amused by your meager attempt at telling a joke. Meanwhile you continue to get worked up and I continue to get a laugh at your expense as I have since the beginning of this melee. Adios d!*#head,,,,, go play in rush hour traffic. She will cry for about two minutes after your gone, forget about you in less and make another even more unsightly who she will call mijo or tito. I on the other hand will gladly piss in the mudhole your buried in. Best regards.!..
i want to meet you anonymous. i will be at cowboys country bar on thursday. at the bar between 10 and 11. i will wear high heels, pink in color. the key is, you will tell me, nice black shoes. then ill know its you, and see what happens. maritza
knock, knock, knock (door opening with sqeeking sound...) Yes,,, can I help you Doc, Doc, it's me, MAXIMUS, i brought you the patient we talked about yesterday..x-laredo Doc: I see, i thought it was a beluga whale pregnant with twins. Maximus: No, no doc, its x-laredo... Doc: pasale, mijo.. mijo tito.., how are you? x-laredo: puto, joto, pendejo, what jew want, u biolatin my cibil rice... Doc: i see, its more serious than i thought. x-laredo, I'm Dr. cyclop. Im here to help you.. x-laredo: ahhhhh,,ok ok your big... Doc: yes, ive been told im large,, but enought about me.. tell me about yourself. what kind of education do you have? x-laredo: i went to mitt school. Doc: MITT school, i dont belive ive ever heard of it.. x-laredo: si, way, es el MasaChewsIt tech skool. Doc: ahh, i see, what did you learn there? x-laredo: poz masa stuff menso!. like masa for tamales, gorditas, tortillas, and when se acaban las food stamps to trade for cash, learn to put extra lime juice in the masa to use as deoroant en mis armpits, way. Doc: ahhh, any other school? x-laredo: poz si way, pendejo, sumbindo,, soy un aTornKnee. Doc: a what !? x-laredo: i went to thurson skool. Doc: what? really? you went to The John Marshall Law School ? x-laredo: este way no sabe nada... no ese fue al thurston howell III. ese gilligan made me feel funny down there, doc. Doc: ahhyyy, que mijo tito... Maximus, im going to have to run some tests to see how far damaged x-laredo is. Maximus: really, doc, this poor bastard only has medicaid. Doc: lets see x-laredo, tell me about your father.. x-laredo: que, pendjo, joto, birds of a feather, what u wanna know Doc: who is your father: x-laredo: mi mami chula told me she was working at the horse stables and one february, while taking care of the parade horses,, she saw fireworks, and one year later i was born. Doc: what is your fathers name: x-lareod: Clyde Doc: Clyde? x-laredo: si, Clyde Sdale, i see him once a year, always in february Doc: my, my, listen here Maximus, I have to perform a muscle elaticity test and,. Maximus: wait doc, a muscle elaticity test? for what? Doc: it the sphincter muscle, max, and a deep throat exam, and i suspect he has brain damage from an ear penetration.. Maximus: will it hurt? Doc: well, its going to hurt him more than us, !!ha aha ha Doc: bring him in tommorrow, and we'll proceed with the tests.. Maximus: come on, mijo tito, time to go x-laredo: i like you doc, let me hug you... hug, hug, kiss, kiss, suck, lick, Doc:hey, you've done this before ! x-laredo: I LIKE YOU, YOU BIG ONE EYED MONSTER !!
(lets all sing along to the theme song for x-laredo) (sing to the tune of, "twinkle twinkle little star")
twinkle twinkle x-laredo how i wonder what you are a product of beastality or you high on pcp ? twinkle twinkle x-laredo how i wish you did not exist !
maximus, maximus, i love you. c u tonight at cowboys. you make me laugh !#$%!! I almost pee ed in my pants laughing. ha ah ha aha cough, cough, ha aha ha ha ah
Damn did I hit a nerve. Make sure to thank your mommy for helping you write that monstrosity. Lord knows you didn't accomplish it on your own.
By the way lone star,,, give yourself a name so I know what to call my new favorite vegetable because that is what you have become. ALL DAY LONG cupcake.!.. Porque Todo los changos en tu circo bailan HdlC.!..
Nah. It's the same shitbird pretending to be several people to include a color blind nynpho who can't decide what color its shoes are. The poor bastard came up short. So he made a date with himself knowing that it couldn't get laid in a whorehouse full of blind transvestites with a fist full of Benjamin's. He even went as far as using all of my lines to create a lame storyline. Why.,,,,,, because he is dull witted. That generally happens in incestual relationships or being dropped on you head during infancy by your poll swinging female parental unit as a source of her amusement. Anywho,,, douchbag here has now come up with a female alter ego who he has stroking him like a soapy tool. It is probably at this bar it mentioned in a stall of the ladies room touching its shmuck and generally feeling pretty good about itself.
Maximus here... Well folks, just to let everyone know that I have some important tasks that I have to give alot of my attention. So, I will no longer have the time to spend with you here. Nonetheless, I want to thank x-laredo onda for being a good sport. No ill feelings x-laredo, and I wish you well. Thank you !
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Ah yes, a stinky prostitution sting will bring back a new post!
Oh yeah the smell of prostitutes on La San Berna early in the wee hours of the morning PURO LAREDO !
Good letter to the editor on this issue today. Only thing wrong with the letter, is that he accused the "right wing" republicans as being against the first amendment.
Not this right wing republican. I do believe in the US Constitution.
The ironic thing about the Mami Chulas debate is that the original Mami Chulas that was located on Meadow Ave., across from the church, is now closed. And the other drive thru on Zapata Hwy, near Loop 20, that had the girls wearing pasties, is also closed.
The person who wrote the letter to the editor simplifies, and dismisses the problem to quickly.
He wrote that the fight against the drive-thrus is comparable to the Salem witch trials. He questions why people don't complain about female beach attire. And he suggests that if someone doesn't like what Mami Chulas has to offer, then just look away.
Hey, if we can get the local drive-thru attendants to move to the beach, I would applaud that. And here I'm talking about the ones wearing lingerie to sell beer. Not all beer run clerks dress skimpily.
I myself want to have better neighborhoods for the public. I don't want El Chacon being defined by thong-wearing, dancing girls slowing traffic. Older neighborhoods need better investment ideas. Ideas that will bring people in to stay, and not just to drive by and ogle.
no seas joto
I want to nominate the "no seas joto" as COMNENT OF THE YEAR.....
Birds of a feather.!.. Bola de pendejos.!.. Rock on KeyRose!
Quite exquisite commentary..... I guess thats why you left Laredo, and now your an EX-LAREDO. joto tu tambien...so, there, so that you can understand your tex-mex...
X-Laredo Onda.... this is for you..now, quoting my favorite line from Judge Chamberlain Haller:
X_Laredo Onda, That is a lucid, intelligent, well thought-out objection. No seas joto too ! HAaa
Well crap!!! There you go!!! That's what you get for thinking.!..
funny !!!1
Word to the wise,xlaredo. direct your comments to the issues. OK, joto....
joto el que se ria primero!!! :P
Anonym-ASS said "Word to the wise,xlaredo. direct your comments to the issues. OK, joto...." No its not OK, y que puto?.!.. Ojete.!..
i think x-laredo is gay
LEAVE X-LAREDO ALONE....PLEASE
leave x-laedo alone now, i mean it
anyone that has a problem with x-laredo, you deal with me, because x-laredo is not well right now!!
LEAVE HIM ALONE !!!!!
lloron.....
this is just too funny !
There,,,once again,,, that's what you get for THINKING.!..
So don't,,, you do not do yourself justice and YOUR EASY.!..
I haven't had this good a laugh in a while.
By the way,,, I am very well... At your expense.
That's the best you got??? Joto indeed.!..
no seas joto hahaha.
why doesn't LMT print the exact address on SanBe where these ladies are arrested?
Would save a guy some expensive gas $$, ya know?
x-laredo, here's the deal, apologize for your "bola de pendejos" comment, and i'll leave you alone...if you don't you'll suffer more ridicule from us. your choice.....
hey! im starting to like this novela
Nambre shaddup. Jew wan me to say soree is cus jew are biolating my sybill rice. BRING IT.!.. Oh and what is this "we" crap? You pregnant or do you have a mouse in your pocket? Es primo o que buey? ALL DAY LONG.!..
WHAT !! what the hell is that bull x-laredo. we went to goole translate, ebonian, no luck. finally at pendejotalkDOTcom, found translation to WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE SAYING ! we dont think you are a worthy target for ridicule. so long joto
Other good sources for translating it can be found at:
http://www.laredohoodratlingo.com or, y_que_buey\bonics.com.!..
A great source for material.
ALL DAY LONG foodstamp.!..
AHHhhhyyy, x-laredo, we dont think you are a worthy target of our ridicule. seee yaaaa....
p.s. ... joto
Anonym-ASS (9:54 a.m.) said:"
AHHhhhyyy, x-laredo, we dont think you are a worthy target of our ridicule. seee yaaaa.... p.s. ... joto."
Well princess,,, you strike me as a person with a "kind" chin... The "kind" I'd like to hang my BALLS off of.!.. joto indeed.!..
ALL DAY LONG cupcake.!..
ok, ok, you just would not leave it alone...so x-laredo here it comes...
We'll address your constant use of homosexual refrences later,but first, we suspect your name is tito. so using the internet, extranet, and outernet, we were able to go back in time when you were a kid about to eat breakfast with your mom.
tito: ma, ma, ma, mami, mami, mami,ama, ama, ama
mother: que chingaos quieres..!1
tito: look ma, my alphabet cereal says "oooooooooo" !!
mother: no es alhabet cereal, son cherrios. food stamps no cubre alphabet cereal. ahhy que hijo tito
get it chump? mi hijo tito /?/ haaa
ur probably too dumb ass to get the joke.. burro
knock knock knock..
(sound of squeeking noise while opening door)
yes? can i help you?
are you the psychoanalyst?
yes, how can i help you?
we have a patient, x-laredo, we would like for you to treat.
what is his problem?
well,, illusions of gradure, homosexual tendencies, and with his limited vocabulary,mayby 100 words, he has problems communicating.
ahh, i see..well, come in tommorrow at 1:00, and ill see what i can do.
ok, thank you, we'll bring him in tommorrow. and he has medicaid !
(stay tuned for tommorrow at 1:00)
just tooo funny
Why'd you guys stop? :(
No, dont stop. I wanna know what happens
Wow!!! When I post I do under my moniker and only mine. I make no claim to starting the "joto" thing. Bipolar anonymous owns that one. I flung "pendejo" out there and the "joto"guys got ass-hurt thinking they are the only PdM's out there that are at liberty to post disparaging remarks. Like typical barrios trash the now paranoid anonymous' have banded together to take on the dreaded X-Laredo Onda. Ok I'll play.!..
The problem with these s#*!birds is none of them could count there balls with both hands and get the same number twice.,,,,,,,, provided they actually have any.!.. My name is not Tito... Tito is the syphiletic son of a sumbido gangbang that is currently porking your MOTHER and is probably responsible for your pathetic existance.
Do the world a favor foodstamp and go smoke a "nine".!.. Everybody wins.!.. I will say I was somewhat amused by your meager attempt at telling a joke. Meanwhile you continue to get worked up and I continue to get a laugh at your expense as I have since the beginning of this melee. Adios d!*#head,,,,, go play in rush hour traffic. She will cry for about two minutes after your gone, forget about you in less and make another even more unsightly who she will call mijo or tito. I on the other hand will gladly piss in the mudhole your buried in. Best regards.!..
yahoo, i think x-laredo is losing. anonymous sounds like a winner, and x-laredo, a loser
i want to meet you anonymous. i will be at cowboys country bar on thursday. at the bar between 10 and 11. i will wear high heels, pink in color. the key is, you will tell me, nice black shoes. then ill know its you, and see what happens. maritza
Once again,,,that's what you get for thinking so please stop and go "make heem a baby" esa! Ju no so good at dis tinking stuff.!..
If you are not a split-tail, you write like one.!..
Hey, xlaredo, dont pick on maritza
i'm changing my lunch hour to 1;00 to see what happens with the therapist .
i called in sick to watch this novela
knock, knock, knock
(door opening with sqeeking sound...)
Yes,,, can I help you
Doc, Doc, it's me, MAXIMUS, i brought you the patient we talked about yesterday..x-laredo
Doc: I see, i thought it was a beluga whale pregnant with twins.
Maximus: No, no doc, its x-laredo...
Doc: pasale, mijo.. mijo tito.., how are you?
x-laredo: puto, joto, pendejo, what jew want, u biolatin my cibil rice...
Doc: i see, its more serious than i thought. x-laredo, I'm Dr. cyclop. Im here to help you..
x-laredo: ahhhhh,,ok ok your big...
Doc: yes, ive been told im large,, but enought about me.. tell me about yourself. what kind of education do you have?
x-laredo: i went to mitt school.
Doc: MITT school, i dont belive ive ever heard of it..
x-laredo: si, way, es el MasaChewsIt tech skool.
Doc: ahh, i see, what did you learn there?
x-laredo: poz masa stuff menso!. like masa for tamales, gorditas, tortillas, and when se acaban las food stamps to trade for cash, learn to put extra lime juice in the masa to use as deoroant en mis armpits, way.
Doc: ahhh, any other school?
x-laredo: poz si way, pendejo, sumbindo,, soy un aTornKnee.
Doc: a what !?
x-laredo: i went to thurson skool.
Doc: what? really? you went to The John Marshall Law School ?
x-laredo: este way no sabe nada... no ese fue al thurston howell III. ese gilligan made me feel funny down there, doc.
Doc: ahhyyy, que mijo tito... Maximus, im going to have to run some tests to see how far damaged x-laredo is.
Maximus: really, doc, this poor bastard only has medicaid.
Doc: lets see x-laredo, tell me about your father..
x-laredo: que, pendjo, joto, birds of a feather, what u wanna know
Doc: who is your father:
x-laredo: mi mami chula told me she was working at the horse stables and one february, while taking care of the parade horses,, she saw fireworks, and one year later i was born.
Doc: what is your fathers name:
x-lareod: Clyde
Doc: Clyde?
x-laredo: si, Clyde Sdale, i see him once a year, always in february
Doc: my, my, listen here Maximus, I have to perform a muscle elaticity test and,.
Maximus: wait doc, a muscle elaticity test? for what?
Doc: it the sphincter muscle, max, and a deep throat exam, and i suspect he has brain damage from an ear penetration..
Maximus: will it hurt?
Doc: well, its going to hurt him more than us, !!ha aha ha
Doc: bring him in tommorrow, and we'll proceed with the tests..
Maximus: come on, mijo tito, time to go
x-laredo: i like you doc, let me hug you... hug, hug, kiss, kiss, suck, lick,
Doc:hey, you've done this before !
x-laredo: I LIKE YOU, YOU BIG ONE EYED MONSTER !!
(lets all sing along to the theme song for x-laredo)
(sing to the tune of, "twinkle twinkle little star")
twinkle twinkle x-laredo
how i wonder what you are
a product of beastality
or you high on pcp ?
twinkle twinkle x-laredo
how i wish you did not exist !
(come back tommorrow at 1:00 for the tests !!!)
maximus, maximus, i love you. c u tonight at cowboys. you make me laugh !#$%!! I almost pee ed in my pants laughing. ha ah ha aha cough, cough, ha aha ha ha ah
haaa haaa haahahhh
dumb ass x-laredo
twinkle twinkle
just tooo funnnyy
Damn did I hit a nerve. Make sure to thank your mommy for helping you write that monstrosity. Lord knows you didn't accomplish it on your own.
By the way lone star,,, give yourself a name so I know what to call my new favorite vegetable because that is what you have become. ALL DAY LONG cupcake.!.. Porque Todo los changos en tu circo bailan HdlC.!..
Maximus maximus maximus rahh rahh rahhh
boy, x-laredo onda, you're out of your league. you got your ass kicked.
Nah. It's the same shitbird pretending to be several people to include a color blind nynpho who can't decide what color its shoes are. The poor bastard came up short. So he made a date with himself knowing that it couldn't get laid in a whorehouse full of blind transvestites with a fist full of Benjamin's. He even went as far as using all of my lines to create a lame storyline. Why.,,,,,, because he is dull witted. That generally happens in incestual relationships or being dropped on you head during infancy by your poll swinging female parental unit as a source of her amusement. Anywho,,, douchbag here has now come up with a female alter ego who he has stroking him like a soapy tool. It is probably at this bar it mentioned in a stall of the ladies room touching its shmuck and generally feeling pretty good about itself.
I see onda took his medication
Maximus here...
Well folks, just to let everyone know that I have some important tasks that I have to give alot of my attention. So, I will no longer have the time to spend with you here. Nonetheless, I want to thank x-laredo onda for being a good sport. No ill feelings x-laredo, and I wish you well.
Thank you !
i'll miss you maximus :(
you made me laugh
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