Saturday, December 29, 2012

Person Of The Year 2012


It's time again to select our "Person of the Year."  Without further ado La Sanbe proudly presents Charlie San Miguel, an elected official whose days seemed numbered in a year that saw an end to the Mayan calendar, and supposedly an end to mankind.  On all counts, finality was merely a tease. 

Mr. San Miguel set out early to make his mark.  If he wasn't being tough on the police chief, or suggesting council pray before the start of each meeting, he was penning an OpEd piece on the importance of ethics in politics.  He wanted to make his presence known so he fastened his Jesus fish and hit the ground running.  Unfortunately, his eagerness was soon matched by his ignorance of policy, procedure, and etiquette. 



Throughout 2012 Charlie San Miguel's answer for everything was "I didn't know."  (See LareDOS -- Eduardo Garza vs. Hector Farias:  The Three-Tent Circus Gets a Fourth)  When questioned about conflicts of interest, San Miguel cited amnesia.  When he took home money from a fundraiser, he claimed ignorance.  It all came to a head when he called a press conference.  It seemed like he was going to resign after allegations of nepotism arose, because his sons were hired by the fire department.  If it was a choice between him or his sons quitting, it would be him.  But he stayed on after receiving multiple, supportive text messages from his constituents.  That and the fact that he felt he was being bullied by his council colleagues.  

Charlie San Miguel was toxic.  I thought he would surely resign, or that city council would sanction him for his lapses in judgement, but the worst he received was a tongue-lashing.  City council, including the mayor, was careful in its handling of San Miguel.  If they acted too sternly, they would be seen as thugs.  But I have to question their awareness of city charter specifics as well.  When I asked Mike Garza about the nepotism question on the fire department application, his reply was, "Standard applications for all city employees I would assume.  It's a standard question at UISD also and insure it applies at LISD, LCC and the County."

With weaseling friends like these, who needs to resign?

Yes, Charlie San Miguel came in as a moral champion of ethics.  Little did he know that the cause he supported would be used to keep him in line.  Charlie San Miguel made a splash in 2012 but for all the wrong reasons. 

He wears his religion proudly.  To call him out on anything means that dirty politics is at play.  For someone who's supposed to be a political newbie, he sure knows how to play the game.  The bungling mayor is on his last leg, but we'll still have Charlie San Miguel. 

Congratulations, Mr. San Miguel.  You are LaSanbe's 'Person of the Year.' 


23 comments:

Anonymous said...

He is the perfect selection. Happy New Year La Sanbe!

Anonymous said...

Q U I E N S I G U E ? ? ?

KeyRose said...

Person of the year contention for the new year starts Tuesday.

Anonymous said...

Unless Laredo finds a way to Keep TAMIU GRADUATES in Laredo.


Siempre va ser THE SAME.

Losing its most valuable commodity...A Shame.

Anonymous said...

KeyRose, could you start a 50 wish list for 2013? I'll start....... My wish is for us to know who hit officer Reyes on his motorcycle, and why has it taken so long to bring justice.

Anonymous said...

I got hit by a Lady from Zacatecas. Unlicensed, Uninsured and the Mayor Gave her "Free Double Parking Coupons" and the Key To The City.

Bienvenidos Todos!

Anonymous said...

She is probably counting her MONEY now as i write this ...since her rearview and Side Mirrors were missing on her Van in order to make room for hundreds of Perfume boxes and DVD players.

Et tu Rosse said...

And a recall of this idiot never happened because......?

And why no runner-up or honorable mention KR?

KeyRose said...

Solving crimes in Laredo is a dicey situation. Unless footage of the accident appears on KGNS, it doesn't have much of a chance of getting anywhere.

KeyRose said...

I never really thought about a runner up. All previous winners didn't have anybody who came close, in my mind. But perhaps I can change that.

At the top of my head, I think Rick Flores could've come in a close second for coming back to Laredo, getting into the sheriff's race, and then complaining because of silly little election rules.

Anonymous said...

LMAO

you just can't make this stuff up.. what a pathetically dysfunctional community..

head north every once in awhile for a breath of clean fresh air

Anonymous said...

It is so difficult to think Runner Up because they are all very similar .

X-Laredo Onda said...

Dishonorable mention(s) perhaps?

SexPanther said...

There was no contest; Charlie San Miguel won the award fair and square. The same cannot be said for everything else he did this year.
Congrats Mr. San Miguel on your runaway victory!

Anonymous said...

___Markus
___Mayor's ex-wife
___Markus
___Mindy Casso
___X man (the police chief whoever he might be)
___Markus
___hEATWAVE

Anonymous said...

Haha. No one deserves it more. His deeds,his words,his fundraising prowess. I'm still impressed that he managed to raise over 20 thousand with his mud race. Sure over 30 thousand dollars of tax payer money was spent to hold the event but who am i to nit pick.

KeyRose said...

CSM was the 'Menso, Not Mensa' honoree of the year. Stay greasy, Charlie.

Hoodlum said...

Dont fuck with Rick. He's a good guy.

Anonymous said...

Excellent choice, CSM will make a great Mayor.

KeyRose said...

Oh gawd, please no.

If he sticks to cutting ribbons then that's good, but he's shown that he has no clue as to what is going on. Not that the city council is known for its intellectual capacity, but CSM really takes the cake.

X-Laredo Onda said...

"but he's shown that he has no clue as to what is going on." Or does he??? Either that or he is encased in Teflon.!..

X-Laredo Onda said...

Either way,,,,you can't polish a turd.!..

Anonymous said...

If CSM is encased in Teflon, that is because Garza fitted him personally, as well as the rest of the city council