Friendly Neighbor

A man is getting into the shower, just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings..

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Mitch, the next-door neighbor.

Before she says a word, Mitch says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Mitch. After a few seconds, Mitch hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, ' Who was that?'

'It was Mitch, the next door neighbor,' she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'